Hey kids!
The blog had to take a hiatus for a while because my laptop started a rebellion and only wanted me to look at its artwork. It’s really into using blocky, abstract pixels and is currently going through what looks like a yellow phase. I’m guessing it’ll be looking into getting some gallery shows soon.
Also the washing machine started to do some performance art and midway through a cycle released it’s watery-underbelly onto my basement floor. It was reminiscent of “Poseidon Adventure” but it’s still a beginner and beginner’s have to work through that weird beginner-y phase for a while. I believe in it though.
In BIGGER news, I’m finally getting a piece published on McSweeney’s!
I’ll post all the information when it goes live in a couple weeks.
This is a big deal for me as I’ve never had anything professionally published before AND it’s fricken McSweeney’s.
One of my teachers through the Second City said that the average amount of tries it takes to get on their “Lists” page is about 5. It took me upwards of 30, so don’t worry. If I can do it, SO CAN YOU! *shoots confetti cannon*
This also means I have at least SOMETHING in my writer’s portfolio that is validated.
Speaking of jorbs and stuff, I’ve been diligently looking for new work. I’ve applied to everything from mail clerk to phone sex operator. I’ll keep you posted on any new hits, but I think my phone sex operator career isn’t going to take off the way I thought it was. Someday.
Until then, BYE
Lolo von Finallypublishedsomethingthatisntterriblebergsteingirlman
